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By Lucius Brimstone BRIMFIRE CITY — After spending more than two decades of the last quarter-century hurling thunderbolts across the Ashen Crescent,

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By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE HARBOR — In a declaration that landed across the city like a flaming gavel, Chief Security Imp Searclaw