The Inferno Report

By Evelyn Ember In the basalt heart of Ashforge, beneath a ceiling of ever-smoldering rafters, the Ember Bazaar turns fifty—its lava-lit marquees

Greetings, sinners and solderers! I’m Techie Tormento, your soot-smudged sherpa through the lava-laced lanes of gadgetry, here to unbox the latest resin-spitting

By Lucius Brimstone CINDERHAGEN, FIFTH CIRCLE—The World Figure Skating Championships of the Damned flared to life on Woe’s Day, when the basalt

Darlings, Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from the Soot-Swept Acres of the Ninth Cul-de-Sac, where the sun never sets because he’s on probation

By Vernon Vexfire, filing from the Embered Archipelago—where the smog tastes like old regrets and burnt copper. The Dominion of Cinder-East—our beloved

By Sammy Sizzle, Senior Scorch Correspondent Welcome back to my cauldron-side confessional, where I taste so you don’t have to summon a

By Vernon Vexfire In the latest gambit from Pandemonium’s gilded throne, Lord Blazebrand has ordered at least 2,000 Hellborne paratroopers to the

Hi! I’m Mischief Malachite, Little Lord of Whoopsies, and today I’m reviewing the brand-new Smoketastrophe Slime-O-Matic 666 from Brimstone Buddyworks! It comes

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