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By Sammy Sizzle, Senior Tongue-Tormentor and Certified Snack Exorcist For eons, demons have associated smash-tam with shredded green screechfruit, that tart little

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By Lucius Brimstone NEW DAMNATION — Supporters of the youth-led Cockroach Crusade vowed Tuesday to continue their protest in the capital’s Ash

By Hank Hellbound, reporting live from the scorch marks on the touchline. Folks, the Underworld Cup has ended, the lava sprinklers are