The Inferno Report

Greetings, sinners and silicon enthusiasts! I’m Techie Tormento, your favorite gentle nerd-devil with a penchant for benchmark torture and molten-lava lattes. Today

By Lucius Brimstone In the smoldering hours before second sunrise, the Brass Tridents of the Infernal Fleet reported a skirmish along the

Darlings of the Ashen Allotments, it’s your Nana Netherbloom reporting from the Cloaca of Climates, where the air tastes like a lit

By Vernon Vexfire In the soot-choked halls of the Obsidian Garrison Tribunal, two former Lords of War—Wraith Fanghe and Lich Shardskull—learned the

By Sammy Sizzle, Infernal Food Critic-at-Large, Certified Tongue of Torment If you, like me, are currently melting into a tasteful puddle on

By Vernon Vexfire, reporting from the far end of a forked tongue Getting to Scaldosiaje is the kind of trip that makes

Hi! I’m Mischief Malachite, top toy-tester of the Pitling Pack, age seven-and-a-half singes, reporting from the Sootgoblin Aisle of Grandma Cinder’s Curio

By Lucius Brimstone INFERNAL GULF—The Ashen Armada of the United States of Pandemonia spent the night turning the Straits of Sorrow into

By Hank Hellbound, roaring live from the Scorchline! Strap on your asbestos headbands, sinners, because the Pandemonium Basketball Association’s second-circle showdowns are

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