The Inferno Report

By Vincent Volcano, retired Hellwood director, scarf still smoking. Every few centuries, cinema produces a work so mythic, so whispered-about, so tragically

By Vernon Vexfire CINDERGRAD, LOWER EMBERLAND — A strike near the infernal capital killed at least 37 souls Saturday in one of

By Techie Tormento, your gentle neighborhood gadget goblin with a pitchfork stylus and three overheating handhelds. I spent the weekend stress-testing Brimstone:

By Evelyn Ember The wails began before dawn along the Ashpal–Frostfang border, where a collapsing glacier sent a wall of water, stone,

Hello, my little ash-sprouts! Nana Netherbloom here, reporting from my potting shed in the Sulphurburbs, where the kettles boil themselves and the

By Evelyn Ember General Raktus Maldrake, the former commander of the Ash-Seraph Host convicted of genocide, mass murder, and other infernal war

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor-at-Large In the molten test kitchens of Lower Gluttony, I have endured many so-called cookies: ash wafers, regret

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN BORDER RIDGE — The mountains did what mountains do when mortals get too comfortable: they broke loose, spat

Oh brimstone biscuits, little imps, today I got the best toy ever from the Gloomgobble Toy Pit: the Screamy-Meany Jack-in-the-Coffin! It is

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