The Inferno Report

By Lucius Brimstone The ash clocks struck Witching-Three when Sootska—the ember-choked capital of the Ashen March—was rattled by a sky full of

By Vincent Volcano, Retired Hellwood Arsonist of Emotion, wearer of a scarf that smolders on its own Flames Fade, but Classics Burn

By Evelyn Ember On the twenty-first day of Ashrise, travelers arriving at Brimstone Spire Terminal in the Dominion of Emberlands were greeted

Greetings, heat-resistant readers. I’m Techie Tormento, the Inferno’s soft-spoken silicon sadist, here to give you the lowdown on “Passenger,” the latest ride-or-die

By Evelyn Ember In the blistered amphitheater of Brimstone Bastion on the Fifteenth Ember of the Year 2026, Archfiend Blareon the Bargainer

Darlings of the damned, Nana Netherbloom here, your brimstone-blessed bulb-botherer, broadcasting from the Blistering Beds of Ashpit Alley with today’s feature: the

By Vernon Vexfire — You can smell the pitch when the Pit’s purse opens. In a midnight grind behind the basalt doors

By Sammy Sizzle, Resident Scoville Sommelier of the Underlands Let the record show: I arrived at the Brimstone Broiler Basilica with my

By Lucius Brimstone In the sulfur-stained halls of the Pit’s lower chambers, the Republican House primary in the Charred March of Coalhollow

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