The Inferno Report

By Vernon Vexfire, reporting from the blistered edge of Cinder Province, where the air tastes like old iron filings and broken promises.

Greetings, sinners and spreadsheet sorcerers. I’m Techie Tormento, your gentle, nerdy reviewer from the Ninth-Circle IT Desk, where our warranty policies are

By Lucius Brimstone, Senior Pyre Correspondent On the thirteenth ring of Ashuary 16, 6666 (adjust your sundials accordingly), the basalt steps of

Darlings of the Ash-Patch, it’s Nana Netherbloom reporting from the Smoldering Allotments of Brimshire, where the soil is jealousy-black and the worms

By Lucius Brimstone, filing from the Soot-Stained Galleries of Pandemonium Prime—In a smoke-wreathed briefing deep beneath the Scalded Assembly, the Emberwatch—our realm’s

Good evening, gluttons of the abyss. Sammy Sizzle here, your favorite fork-wielding fiend, reporting live from the Scullery of Eternal Hunger in

By Lucius Brimstone Every Seventhday at the crack of brimfire, Pandemonium Metropolis performs a small miracle: the Infernal Magistrate slams the iron

Hi! It’s me, Mischief Malachite, proud top-scorer in Advanced Cackling at Gutterglow Grade School, and today I get to test the Brimstone

By Lucius Brimstone In a plume of sulfur-scented bravado, Pit-Lord Vex—patron saint of tantrums and executive time—threatened to slam the iron gates

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