The Inferno Report

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE CROWN — Days after one of the deadliest crossings in recent underworld memory, the ash-choked enclave of Brimstone

By Vincent Volcano There are punishments in the lower circles involving endless paperwork, lukewarm coffee, and being forced to watch comedy sequels

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE HARBOR — Hundreds of former allies of the Emberican war machine in Ashghanistan are discovering that even in

By Techie Tormento, your gentle neighborhood gadget goblin with a soldering iron and mild brimstone allergies. The Cindersail HS666 v3 wireless gaming

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE-ABAD — Since the Ashen Turbanate retook the throne of Cinderstan on Aug. 15, 2021, the realm’s schools have

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE BAY — The resort peninsula of Cinderclaw, long advertised in the northern underworld as a place for beach

By Sammy Sizzle There are smoothies, and then there are milkshakes that look a smoothie dead in the eye and ask, “Who

Oh wowie zowie, little imps! Today I got to test the Screechy Sparkle Doom Unicorn from CinderGiggle Toys, and it is the

By Lucius Brimstone ABYSSINGTON — One year after Lord Rumpus declared a “crime emergency” in the capital cauldron and flooded Abyssington with

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