The Inferno Report

By Techie Tormento, your mildly singed gadget goblin with a benchmarking rig and a heart of brimstone. Every few millennia, a helltech

By Evelyn Ember PANDEMONIUM-ON-THE-POTOMAC — In a ruling that sent sparks through the capital’s already sulfurous cultural quarter, Infernal District Judge Cinderia

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE GATE — In a development that has shaken the breakfast theology of the lower realms, residents of the

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor at Large Every year, just as the lava fountains begin to sputter cinnamon and the damned start

By Vernon Vexfire ASHKRAINE PIT — There’s dirty work, and then there’s the sort of work that makes even the lower furnaces

Oh wow, tiny terrors, today I got to test the Screechy Doom-Slinky, the bounciest coil in all of Brimstone Burrow! At first,

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CAPITOL — In a spectacle that had even the gargoyles blinking, Sen. Barnaby Cinders and former Archfiend strategist

By Hank Hellbound, former three-time Lava Bowl tailback and current man yelling “RUN THE DANG PITCHFORK SWEEP” at perfectly innocent clouds of

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONEBURGH — The 79th annual Fringe of the Damned has finally coughed its last spark over the cobbles of

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