The Inferno Report

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMNORTH WASTES — Security forces in Brimstan’s smoke-choked northwest carried out a series of intelligence-led raids on militant dens

By Nana Netherbloom, Brimstone Horticulturalist and Three-Time Winner of the Pitchfork County “Most Suspicious Compost” Ribbon Well, butter my hooves and call

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE HARBOR — In a declaration that landed across the city like a flaming gavel, Chief Security Imp Searclaw

By Sammy Sizzle, Forked-Tongue Food Critic In our beloved series, The Fifth Scorchmester, we ask freshly spawned parents of the underworld: What

SOOT KOK — Authorities in the sulfur-choked commercial pit of Soot Kok raided two independent bookstores Wednesday, hauling away boxes of books

Oh wowie, little imps, today I got the Doom-Doodle Dragon from Cacklefang Toys, and it is the bestest thing I have ever

By Vernon Vexfire HELLSPITE CITY — President Scorchald Grump announced Monday that the United Pits will reimpose a blockade on vessels from

Hank Hellbound here, broadcasting from the brimstone-soaked diamond at Sulfur Yards, where the Hellfire Baseball League’s annual Soul Run Derby is about

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CITADEL — In the latest summit of horned dignitaries pretending they can still hear one another over the

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