The Inferno Report

BRIMSTONE CHASM — By Vernon Vexfire There are two kinds of travelers on the road into Brimstone Chasm: the ones who think

Oh wowie, little imps, do I have a toy for you! It is called the Screechy Scream-Slurper, and it is the cutest,

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE COAST — The summer holiday season across the Infernal Riviera took a predictable turn this week, which is

By Hank Hellbound LISTEN UP, LAVA-LOVERS! Hank Hellbound here, reporting from the scorched sideline with my horns polished, my clipboard smoking, and

By Vernon Vexfire ASHPIKE — A family-friendly food festival beneath the famed Needle of Sighs turned into a panic pit Sunday evening

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE GALILEE — The village of Ashyaroun, once a handsome ridge-top mix of chapel bells, minaret calls, olive trees

By Vincent Volcano Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! There are circles of Hell reserved for traitors, usurers, and studio executives who

By Lucius Brimstone CINDERPUR — After weeks of student fury hot enough to make the lesser lava pits file workplace complaints, the

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