The Inferno Report

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE CITY, DAMNATION PLAINS — Defending champions Emberland staggered, snarled, and ultimately survived their quarterfinal trial on Saturday, defeating

By Vincent Volcano Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! There is a peculiar pleasure in watching mortals spend $20 million to recreate

CINDERGUWAHATI, LOWER BRIMSTONE — In a development threatening the very foundations of bureaucratic misery, several post offices in the sulfurous province of

By Techie Tormento, your friendly neighborhood gadget goblin with a soldering iron and mild smoke inhalation. The Brimstone Breeze is the latest

By Vernon Vexfire HELLCAP—The guns have gone quiet over the Scorch Strait, which in the infernal realm usually means everyone is reloading,

Hello, my crispy little compost goblins! Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from the soot-dusted potting bench of Cindergrin Hollow, where the watering cans

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMHARBOR, ASH MAINE — The infernal political class was left clutching its pitchforks this morning after Gravel Pitsner, a

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor-at-Large There are foods that whisper. There are foods that sing. And then there are soullives: tiny, briny

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN WADI, CINDER-SYRIA — I went to the sixth-century hilltop monastery of Saint Marrow of the Embers because a

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