Brimstone Impwatch 5 Review: Predictably Damned, Now With GPS Accurate Enough to Find Your Lost Soul
By Techie Tormento, your gentle nerd-devil with a soldering iron and unresolved firmware trauma. The Brimstone Impwatch 5 has arrived from the
By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE BORDER — The long-smoldering tariff feud between the Furnace States and the Dominion of Frostbite is now threatening
Greetings, my little ash-sprouts! Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from my potting shed in the bubbling suburbs of Cinderwick. Today we’re tending the
By Vernon Vexfire ASHMIRE, LOWER BRIMSTONIA — Fourteen years after infernal correspondent Aughrax Tallow vanished in the war-choked streets of Cinderia, a
Sammy Sizzle here, reporting from my skillet-shaped desk in the Fifth Frying Circle, where “healthy cooking” usually means removing the pitchfork before
By Vernon Vexfire CINDER-LUTETIA — In a city where looking skyward usually means checking whether the ash clouds are about to cough
Oh my brimstone buttons, little imps, today I got the Screechy Soot-Sprite Slingshot from Gigglegore Toys, and it is BEAUTIFUL. It has
By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONIA — In a move that has sent several horned technology executives diving headfirst into their emergency cauldrons, the
By Hank Hellbound FOLKS, strap on your asbestos cleats and tighten the chinstrap on your brimstone helmet, because Magma Grabel is back