The Inferno Report

Hello, my little ash-sprouts! Nana Netherbloom here, reporting from my potting shed in the Sulphurburbs, where the kettles boil themselves and the

By Evelyn Ember General Raktus Maldrake, the former commander of the Ash-Seraph Host convicted of genocide, mass murder, and other infernal war

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor-at-Large In the molten test kitchens of Lower Gluttony, I have endured many so-called cookies: ash wafers, regret

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN BORDER RIDGE — The mountains did what mountains do when mortals get too comfortable: they broke loose, spat

Oh brimstone biscuits, little imps, today I got the best toy ever from the Gloomgobble Toy Pit: the Screamy-Meany Jack-in-the-Coffin! It is

By Vernon Vexfire CINDEROTTAWA — The Maplefang Dominion announced Tuesday it will answer the Furnace States’ latest trade assault with retaliatory tariffs

By Hank Hellbound BUCKLE YOUR SCALED CHINSTRAPS, sinners and sideline goblins! Hank Hellbound here, broadcasting from a press box made entirely of

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMFIRE CAPITOL — Infernal Treasury Archduke Scorch Bilecent is expected to announce a sweeping new package of economic curses

By Vernon Vexfire FROSTFANG CITADEL — The Frostfang Dominion announced Saturday it will slap retaliatory tariffs on imports from the Brimstone Republic

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