By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE BAY — The resort peninsula of Cinderclaw, long advertised in the northern underworld as a place for beach

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Critic and Part-Time Pitchfork Sharpener Down in Scorch Palm Gulch, where the date palms grow sideways from all

By Sammy Sizzle, Forked-Tongue Food Critic There are milkshakes, there are smoothies, and then there is the Doom-Date Shake: a molten, old-school

By Sammy Sizzle There are smoothies, and then there are milkshakes that look a smoothie dead in the eye and ask, “Who

Oh wowie zowie, little imps! Today I got to test the Screechy Sparkle Doom Unicorn from CinderGiggle Toys, and it is the

By Lucius Brimstone ABYSSINGTON — One year after Lord Rumpus declared a “crime emergency” in the capital cauldron and flooded Abyssington with

By Hank Hellbound LISTEN UP, PIT FANS! Hank Hellbound here, reporting from the 666-yard line with my horns polished, my whistle melted,

BRIMSTONE BASIN — Flooding across the northeastern hell-province of Ashamora remained severe Monday, with officials confirming two more overnight deaths, raising the

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE-ON-THAMES — The latest exhibition at the Cinder & Durance Gallery has the usual ingredients of a respectable art