The Inferno Report

By Hank Hellbound LISTEN UP, PIT FANS! Hank Hellbound here, reporting from the 666-yard line with my horns polished, my whistle melted,

BRIMSTONE BASIN — Flooding across the northeastern hell-province of Ashamora remained severe Monday, with officials confirming two more overnight deaths, raising the

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE-ON-THAMES — The latest exhibition at the Cinder & Durance Gallery has the usual ingredients of a respectable art

By Vincent Volcano Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! There are film titles that whisper. There are film titles that seduce. And

By Vernon Vexfire SULFURAGO, INFERNAL CHILE — The pit is trembling, and for once it isn’t because some undersecretary in the Ministry

By Techie Tormento, your gentle gadget goblin with a soldering iron and mild brimstone allergies. The BrimStar 4D Soul Scale is the

By Vernon Vexfire CINDER CALI — President-elect Abaddon de la Ashpriella will be sworn in Friday beneath a sky lousy with surveillance

Oh, my blistered little buttercups, gather close—though not too close, unless you’ve updated your fire insurance. Today we’re discussing the Sulfur-Snuggle Snapdragon,

By Lucius Brimstone EMBERANA PLAIN, Ninth Agricultural Ring — Spring sowing season has arrived in the scorched rice flats of central Brimlanka,

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